~ Free Your Mind ~

Im Sarah. I post whatever I want.

dammit:

how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it

(via blowoffs)

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via yowing)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via blowoffs)

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

(via ifyoulaugh)

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